The Boarding Penalty That Won the Cup and The Inevitable Response From Devils Fans.

Nice hit Steve Bernier.  Sucks that it cost you a five minute major.  Oh well, I guess life goes on right?

Oh…

But in all honesty, what won the cup was a 16 – 4 Post Season Record, and Jonathon Quick.

The Stanley Cup Final Teams, as Described by Seinfeld Characters.

Based on Seinfeld Character strength, I’d have to give the edge to the Devils.  Sorry Kings.

Line Brawl!!!

You don’t see this much in the NHL anymore…which is a damn shame!  Damn shame I say!

Hockey mime

David Clarkson is doing his best impression of a mime.  His coaches and teammates wish he would improve on his impression of a hockey player.

This is Ilya Kovalchuk, and this Ilya Kovalchuk, is a BAD ASS.

This is Ilya Kovalchuk.  Yes, that Ilya Kovalchuk, sending Brayden Schenn’s jaw into next week. During last Saturday’s 6-4 win over the Philadelphia Flyers.

I say again, this is Ilya Kovalchuk WINNING A FIGHT.

Full Fight Video here:

Today in Bad Headline Puns; TSN Jac’s Off

Hey Ididots.  I am starting a new somewhat regular, most likely not, feature here titled “Today in Bad Headline Puns”.  I’ve come to realize that this kind of thing is really easy to find, which makes my “job” that much easier.

Our first entry comes at the hand of tsn.ca who came up with this truly inspired headline a few weeks ago:

The good news, is that instead of proof reading their own damn news, TSN just fired the guy.  Nice work TSN.

 

Fake Tan, Bad Hair, and Stupid Glasses can Mean Only One Thing. Mike Modano has Come Out of Retirement and has Been Traded to New Jersey!

Shame, shame, shame.

If you don’t get this reference then you should feel shame!