The Great One is watching to make sure his daughter isn’t doing anything stupid (again).

What’s so odd about this picture you ask? Well I’ll tell you…that’s an ESPN microphone!!! ESPN?!?!? WTF?!?! They were involved with hockey way back then and now they don’t want to have any thing to do with the greatest sport on this planet. Tisk tisk ESPN. Your loss.

Uh, me thinks Messier was on to something there.

The Regular Season Starts Tomorrow Night and There are Many Unanswered Questions About Who Will Hoist Lord Stanley’s….Holy Sh!t! Is that a Picture of Gary Coleman, Mark Messier, and a Stubby Bottle of Beer?

This. Is. Awesome.