Posts Tagged ‘alex ovechkin’

Oviewhat

We’ve been asking ourselves the same thing Ovie…What happened indeed.

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Seriously dude, standing in the middle of the road?!?!  They will let you get closer to the Arc de Triomphe, you are a super star after all – or at least you were a super star.

And one last one for all of our fellow puckin’ idiots out there:

I wasn't aware that Sidney Crosby was such a stallion.

That kid in the Knicks hat is a straight-up baller.

 

All things considered, it might have been the right choice.  This is a shot from an Ottawa Weather Webcam.

I guess I could try to explain this to you, but honestly, I am at a loss for words.

 

This (2:53)is where it gets truly weird.  And when I say weird, I mean, FUCKED UP.

The translations of Ovechkin’s rap, is as follows:

I played for Dynamo
I have an 8 on my back.
A boy of all stars.
Pay attention to me.
17 years in sport
100 points in a season.
Gold in Canada
in 2008
One of the ten best players
For 10 years
In my arms is a stick
In my head is rap
I give you a hello
Straighta outta Washington

Also, this:

 

One of these guys did NOT score 50 goals last year. Oh wait, that doesn't make it any easier.

Wait.......what?